Hey ASSBUTT!

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loki-cat:

why do i keep making these

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ebrews:

#dean winchester is an adult who reacts to situations in an adult manner

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dajeve:

i used to go to mcdonalds in nashville and order a large drink and then while they were handing it to me in the drive thru i would let it slip through my hands onto the ground and start crying(im a really good actor) and then they would get me another and id drop that one too and i would quietly whisper

“im so thirsty”

and drive off crying

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travishugs:

if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and i’m not trying to look intelligent anymore that means you’ve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship.

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Look, guys. No matter what a girl does, no matter how she’s dressed, no matter how much she’s had to drink, it’s never, never, never, never, never okay to touch her without her consent. That doesn’t make you a man, it makes you a coward.

Vice President Joe “the BAMF” Biden, in a speech launching the federal government’s campaign to fight sexual violence on college campuses (via girl-non-grata)

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Zoom

randommakings:

masterarrowhead:

completelytwitterpated:

pro-tearbender:

schweety:

tahnos-guyliner:

avatarkatnisspotter:

I’m not saying he’s a douchebag…

But he is.

Gender: Douchebag

Weapon of choice: Douchebaggery

Fighting style’s: Douchbending

Enemies: All nice people on this planet

I CAN’T

I CAN’T BREATHE

Profession: PROFESSIONAL DOUCHEBAG.

Affiliation: DOUCHEBAGS OF THE WORLD, DOUCHES UNITED.

OMG

BRAVO

BRAVO OMG

This is just the greatest thing I’ve ever seen! XD